57 Reviews of The Official Recipezaar Withdrawal Patch

From: Pot Scrubber

On Apr 24, 2005

Sorry, it didn't work for me. And to make matters go from bad to horrible my dog kept licking the patch off my arm and subsequently died from eating the chocolate. I loved that dog. This is the worst recipe ever and now I have to go find a good drink recipe from guess where? 'Zaar!

From: kimbearly

On May 9, 2003

i did not have chocolate so i substituted white chocolate, no butter either so i subbed peanut butter.....out of garlic and onions so i used shallots.wine was on hand, so in it went! i did have the olive oil and it worked quite well...... problem is i just did not get the same results as you posted..... did i do something wrong??????????? should i give this 1 star because it did not work or 5 stars for a great joke????????? what to do!?!? (hopefully, no actual humans were hurt in the posting of this review!).

From: Ann Marie F

On Nov 2, 2003

I substituted 14 oz M&Ms, added 1/4 cup of tabasco and a quart of vodka. This works slick, but it's more effective if you ingest it rather than applying it as a patch. You will spend lots of time away from your computer. Trust me.

From: Barb Gertz

On May 7, 2003

I have tried this, It is a good idea, BUT, IT DOESN"T WORK.

From: twissis

On Apr 12, 2007

MTpockets pointed me to your recipe as a self-help effort, but I'm only going to comment because I am SO AFRAID to do otherwise. Just think about it for a min ... OMG! Suppose I try it & I am truly the 1st chef it works for. I would be out of here + depressed, DH would be hungry + cranky & all the rest of you would still be here having fun w/o me. You are not tricking me w/this treacherous recipe! Besides ... I did not have any Angostura bitters & had no clue what to sub for it. I normally thank the posting chef, but I am making an exception in your case.

From: Mamie37

On Apr 24, 2003

I needed this when Zaar was "down for maintainence" today....happily, I made do with white wine...

From: CarrolJ

On Aug 22, 2004

I'm not sure which is funnier...the recipe or the reviews. It confirms three things to me...we Zaar addicts are a little nuts...we must have too much time on our hands...or have created too much time by eliminating those things we should be doing which are not nearly as much fun!!! Go Zaar Addicts...keep it coming!

From: KitchenManiac

On Apr 26, 2003

BobbieGirl...wonderful...I had three days off and my computer at home is down, so I DID totally binge on chocolate....cos quite a dent in my wallet...I had to have handmade chocolate...hey only the best can help EASE the withdrawels of zaar

From: ThatBobbieGirl

On May 9, 2003

Normaone — it's easy to adapt this for vampires, just up the garlic to a full 8 ounces, by weight. FRESH garlic is essential. If you use the chopped garlic in a jar, you may succeed in giving the offending vampire a nasty head cold. He'll still come after you, but he'd have to alternate sucking your blood with blowing his nose. You might have a chance to get away if he gets into a sneezing fit. Garlic powder offers even less protection — you might notice a slight sniffle as the Vamp plunges his fangs into your neck. If vampires are a major concern, I'd stick with the fresh garlic.

From: Mirj

On Oct 29, 2003

Doesn't work, but smells great!