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Nutrition Facts

Serving Size 1 (46g)

Recipe makes 24 servings

Calories 374
Calories from Fat 341 (91%)
Amount Per Serving %DV
Total Fat 37.9g 58%
Saturated Fat 14.9g 74%
Monounsaturated Fat 17.1g
Polyunsaturated Fat 4.3g
Trans Fat 0.0g
Cholesterol 36mg 12%
Sodium 0mg 0%
Potassium 0mg 0%
Total Carbohydrate 8.3g 2%
Dietary Fiber 0.0g 0%
Sugars 8.3g
Protein 0.0g 0%
Vitamin A 0mcg 0%
Vitamin B6 0.0mg 0%
Vitamin B12 0.0mcg 0%
Vitamin C 0mg 0%
Vitamin E 0mcg 1%
Calcium 0mg 0%
Iron 0mg 0%

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No-bake Fake Twinkies Recipe #116272

Tastes like the real thing (at least to me, it does) Plus you don't even have to light the oven!! Prep time includes washing and drying the foam rubber seat cushion.
by ThatBobbieGirl

2 days | 2 days prep

SERVES 24

  1. Thoroughly cream lard and sugar.
  2. Use this mixture to fill a pastry bag.
  3. Set aside.
  4. Get a foam rubber seat cushion from your living room.
  5. Remove upholstery from seat cushion.
  6. Cut the foam rubber into rectangular shapes, approximately 1 1/2" by 1 1/2 " by 4".
  7. Fill your sink with hot soapy water, and wash the foam rubber pieces, rinsing carefully.
  8. Spread out on towel to dry thoroughly, turning after 1 day.
  9. When thoroughly dry, plunge a hot knitting needle through the narrow end, and quickly remove.
  10. Repeat for each piece of foam rubber.
  11. Fill the resulting tunnels using the pastry bag.
  12. Serve on doily lined plastic plate.
  13. Don't throw anything at ThatBobbieGirl ;-).

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