Fido ®™

about me

I am a full-time stay-at-home messmaker. Although I am quite capable of making a mess of just about anything in the house, my favourite indoor activity is to tear apart the bathroom trash can and spread the contents all over the hall floor. Although I don't do this nearly as often as I did when I was a puppy, I still get a kick out of it, especially when I know that Mille® ™ is expecting guests!

My "pet peeve" is this funky-looking little black furry creature with long whiskers that was here before I arrived. Once, when I was a puppy, I snitched her food dish because it had some good-looking salmon in it - bad move! It (the feline), with one fell swoop of a well-timed claw, scratched the crap out of my nose and there was blood everywhere - it was crystal clear that I was the low dog on the totem pole.

Favorite Foods:

Although I am basically omniverous, I love to clean the scraps off dinner dishes before Mille® ™ puts them in the dishwasher, and I have a real thing for greasy French fries and potato chips. But my very favourites are homemade doggie treats. Mille® ™ has been kind enough to help me post a couple of my favourite recipes here at Recipezaar for all you pooches to enjoy, but now that I figured out how to create my own account, I'll be posting them myself from now on.

My favourite restaurant is McDonald's. My humans drive to Vermont a couple of times a year to visit their family and old friends and, during the long, boring drive, I anxiously wait to see the "Welcome to Connecticut" signs on the highway. Why? Because there is a McDonald's at EVERY single highway rest area on Interstate 95 in Connecticut. "Welcome to McDonald's - may I take your order?" "Darn right, you may! I'll have two quarter pounders with cheese." "Would you like fries with that?" "You better believe it - make that a double order! - Oh, and I'd like extra ketchup too, please!"

Rrrrrrrrrufff.

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