Titanium Chef

about me

(originally written by Lisa the dog, whose picture no longer appears on this page)

My human mom has lived around the Western US but was raised in the SF Bay Area and now lives in Portland, OR, with my awesome human dad, my evil twin sister Mona, our two cat brothers and our psycho kitten sister. We all love to fish and camp, our human parents like to host parties and get-togethers, Mona and I like to eat assorted non-food items, and Baxter, Spazzbo and Treasure like to sleep (I hope they don't get paid much because that's all they ever do).

Mom's mother and grandmother are her biggest cooking influences. Our mom, like her grandmother, loves to read cookbooks (even when she should really be outside playing with me and Mona). Is that grounds for dog abuse? Should I get a lawyer?

Favorite Foods:

Mom's favorite foods are sushi, matzoh ball soup, good crusty artisan bread, cornmeal pancakes, spicy creamy tomato sauces; in general, complex flavors, spicy foods, or comfort foods. Her favorite types of food to cook are Thai, Vietnamese, Mexican, Caribbean, Italian, and Lebanese. Dad loves any food that is spicy and hot to the point of nuclear fission.

My favorite foods are smoked cow bones that Mom and Dad make for us, pigs' ears, our plastic dog pool, Mom's plants, the BBQ cover, catnip toys, Mona's collar (or mine if Mona helps me get it off). Mona has a thing for string mops and those cow bones. Our cat siblings like cat food, fresh chives, lemongrass and wheatgrass, and cat fur (apparently).

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