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Serving Size 1 (1g) Recipe makes 1 servings The following items or measurements are not included below: malted milk balls |
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| Calories 0 | ||
| Calories from Fat 0 | (0%) | |
| Amount Per Serving | %DV | |
| Total Fat 0.0g | 0% | |
| Saturated Fat 0.0g | 0% | |
| Monounsaturated Fat 0.0g | ||
| Polyunsaturated Fat 0.0g | ||
| Trans Fat 0.0g | ||
| Cholesterol 0mg | 0% | |
| Sodium 0mg | 0% | |
| Potassium 0mg | 0% | |
| Total Carbohydrate 0.0g | 0% | |
| Dietary Fiber 0.0g | 0% | |
| Sugars 0.0g | ||
| Protein 0.0g | 0% | |
Ingredients
- 1 ziploc bag (or baggie)
- 10 malted milk balls (Whoppers) or chocolate-covered peanuts or chocolate-covered raisins (or whatever you would like to use)
Directions
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You may also need a stapler (if necessary).2
This poem printed on paper: You invited me to Thanksgiving dinner, With your family and your friends(period) You didn't tell me I was the main dish, for me it was "THE END" (exclamation mark) You frightened me so badly--I knew I had been duped (exclamation mark) So, I left you with my calling card, this bag of turkey poop!3
Place the 10 malted milk balls (or whatever you are using) in the sandwich bag.4
Place the printed poem inside the sandwich hag so that it is in front of the malted milk balls (or whatever you use).5
Staple if necessary.6
Place at each table setting at dinner on Thanksgiving or Christmas day!7
Now watch the smiles on peoples faces and hear the laughter as well as ughs!8
Have a Happy Thanksgiving or Merry Christmas!
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Featured Reviews for This Recipe
From: littleone2008
On Apr 25, 2009
Too funny.... just like the snowman poop, can't wait to try them out but summer is coming and had enough of the cold weather. 
From: Lil Sis
On Nov 30, 2007
This is too funny!! Everyone got a big kick out of this little surprise at their place setting. I put half malted milk balls and half raisinettes in each bag to give a little variety in the "poop". Thanks for a truly unique idea Aunt WoofieWoof!
From: mandabears
On Nov 28, 2004
this is hilarious!!!!! just perfect for the x-mas dinner with my uptight in laws. i will be hysterically laughing, they probably won't crack a smile.
From: Chef m.
On Nov 28, 2004
This is Sooo funny! My sister in law did this to my son when he was little, except it was at Christmas and it was snowman poop (marshmellows) Can't remember the poem though. Boy did he cry! Thinking it was his only present..
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