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Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 (895g) Recipe makes 1 servings
Calories 2264
Calories from Fat 1081		(47%)
Amount Per Serving		%DV
	Total Fat 120.2g	184%
	Saturated Fat 69.8g	348%
	Monounsaturated Fat 10.8g
	Polyunsaturated Fat 4.6g
	Trans Fat 0.0g
Cholesterol 358mg		119%
Sodium 9499mg		395%
Potassium 2437mg		69%
Total Carbohydrate 196.4g		65%
	Dietary Fiber 11.3g	45%
	Sugars 46.8g
Protein 98.5g		197%
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⁽⁶⁾ RATE IT NOW Print Recipe

By: Cookgirl
Aug 15, 2005

Inspired by the sleeper hit Napolean Dynamite. I dedicate this recipe to all fans of the movie and to the Kips and Napoleans of the world. Your pet llama may like this, too. Yes!

SERVES 1 , 6 quesadillas (change servings and units)

Ingredients

6 white flour tortillas (low carb okay, cardboard texture best, additive-enhanced)
1 lb Velveeta cheese
1 (6 ounce) jar Pace Picante Sauce (mild, cuz Idahoans can't tolerate spicy)

Directions

1
Arrange one flour tortilla on Corning Ware dinner plate (the brown and orange one with the wheat design circa 1971).
2
Grate a significant amount (1 cup?) of Velveeta onto the tortilla.
3
Nuke about 60 seconds or until Velveeta starts to bubble and get "crispy" around the edges.
4
In the meantime, write some poetry -- Your sandy hair floats in the air -- To me it's like a lullaby -- I'm just flying by -- Oh so high -- like a kite -- tied to a skate --.
5
Next, spoon on some Pace Piquante (puh-connie) sauce if desired. Repeat process five more times.
6
Peace out.

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From: hoosiercookIN'

On Nov 13, 2008

This is great...but don't burn your mouth! Mine were too hot...and now my lips hurt real bad.

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From: Golden Mushroom

On Mar 24, 2008

This recipe is flippin' sweet! I make it every time my grandma goes out of town, but I don't share it with Tina-the fat lard!

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From: PanNan

On Oct 1, 2005

I don't know about our pet llama, because there were no leftovers to give to him. I admit I cheated, and used the different color Corning Ware plate, and we only had the red lid - HOT -Pace on hand. The best thing about this recipe is that you don't even need silver ware! Just roll it up and you're set. If you grate the Velveeta ahead of time, you can make one of these tasty treats in about 2 minutes. Thanks for sharing, Cookgirl!

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