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Nutrition Facts

Serving Size 1 (178g)

Recipe makes 16 servings

Calories 736
Calories from Fat 358 (48%)
Amount Per Serving %DV
Total Fat 39.8g 61%
Saturated Fat 13.2g 65%
Monounsaturated Fat 12.7g
Polyunsaturated Fat 11.8g
Trans Fat 0.0g
Cholesterol 22mg 7%
Sodium 645mg 26%
Potassium 298mg 8%
Total Carbohydrate 93.9g 31%
Dietary Fiber 3.6g 14%
Sugars 63.2g
Protein 6.7g 13%

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Cake from Portal

Recipe #264919 | 2¾ hours | 2 hours prep | add private note

By: Tachikoma
Nov 12, 2007

This is the cake from the game Portal, made using the recipe from the game Portal. It is all lies!

SERVES 16 (change servings and units)

Ingredients

Directions

  1. 1
    This recipe is simple, it just takes a lot of ingredients and mixing/sitting around time to complete. Pop in a movie while making the cake to help pass the time.
  2. 2
    This recipe can easily be made for those who do not consume dairy by making sure the frosting and cake mix you use do not contain dairy. Which is easily done, I being dairy intolerant myself.
  3. 3
    And lastly, this cake is for fun. It is for the nerd in all of us that just wants to sit down with a bunch of friends, and eat. This cake is perfect for that. Heck, you could all bring food and call it a Lies and Deceit Pot Luck, and LAN your way through the meal!
  4. 4
    Warning to the wise: this cake is VERY rich. Don't cut it into eight slices, cut it into sixteen. Regular sized slices will just make people sick to their stomachs because of how rich this cake is. So do eat carefully.
  5. 5
    The night before, mix 2/3c cocoa powder with 1.5 cans of vanilla frosting. Save the remaining half can of vanilla frosting for later.
  6. 6
    Next day: remove mixed frosting and vanilla frosting from the fridge and set to the side. Also place the cherries and chocolate chips to the side. They will not be used until the cake is completely done.
  7. 7
    Pre-heat over to 375 degrees F.
  8. 8
    Lightly butter two 9 inch cake pans.
  9. 9
    In one bowl combine all remaining dry ingredients.
  10. 10
    In larger bowl, combine all liquid ingredients and egg whites. Mix thoroughly.
  11. 11
    Slowly sift dry ingredients into the large bowl of liquid ingredients. Mix thoroughly.
  12. 12
    Pour half of the batter into one prepared cake pan, and the rest into the second cake pan.
  13. 13
    Cook for 30+ minutes, until a knife can be removed cleanly from the cake.
  14. 14
    When done cooking, allow the cake to cool for at least one hour.
  15. 15
    Remove top quarter inch from one cake round. Basically, let it have a completely flat top so that the second layer can rest smoothly on top. I suggest using a bread knife.
  16. 16
    Use the coconut frosting as the inner layer.
  17. 17
    Place second layer on top of first layer.
  18. 18
    Frost with the cocoa powder mixed frosting. Warning: this stuff is stiff, so it takes a little work.
  19. 19
    Coat entire cake with chocolate chips, press them lightly into the frosting to get them to stay. The recipe suggests one cup, I would suggest just taking from the bag. Measurements are just suggestions for chocolate chips.
  20. 20
    Using the remaining vanilla frosting and a tablespoon, dallop eight circles around the top of the cake.
  21. 21
    Place the eight cherries on top of the eight vanilla frosting circles.
  22. 22
    Treat your friends to a meal of Lies and Deceit. ^.^.

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From: ChefSuperDaniel

On Sep 26, 2009

Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NNOO WWAAYY", and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you", that was great. -GladOS THE CAKE IS A LIE!!! Seriously though, this is one of the best cake recipes EVER! It's SUPER moist and rich and yummy!

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    From: Lisanne :)

    On Jul 14, 2009

    We plan on making this cake for my son's birthday tomorrow... along with singing the song from the closing credits lol! He's turning 18 so it's high time we embarrass him in public XD

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  • From: Chef #1260165

    On May 6, 2009

    It's delicious and moist! I made it for my boyfriend's birthday and it's really really good. I chopped up some of the chocolate chips to imitate the surface of the cake in the game.

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  • From: Chef #863018

    On Jun 17, 2008

    This cake is a very rich, delicious recipe that I recommend for game lovers and cake-eaters alike. It was my first big cake recipe, so I also recommend it for new cooks as well as veterans of the kitchen. It tastes great, and when it's completed, looks delightful. Five stars!

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