Randy's Yuckaduck Pitcher

Ingredients

• 1 cup ice cube
• 1 pint vodka, to taste
• 1 cup cleaned ripe strawberries, cut in half
• 1 cup pitted ripe cherry, cut in half
• 1 cup cleaned ripe blueberries or blackberry, cut in half
• 1 cup cubed ripe peach or nectarine
• 2 cups cubed ripe watermelon, seeds removed

Directions

1. 1

   Clean all the fruit, cut the ones in half that are indicated above, and cube the others.

2. 2

   Find a very large pitcher with closeable top - one of those plastic ones like Tupperware are good. If your pitcher top has a strainer opening, that’s even better.

3. 3

   Place the ice cubes in the bottom of the pitcher, then the alcohol and fruit ingredients. Add additional ice cubes or crushed ice to the top, but leave a little room so that the ingredients can move around.

4. 4

   Tightly close the pitcher so that no liquid will escape.

5. 5

   Get all your friends together around the campfire, along with their snacks and drinks. Talk of good times, past, present, and future.

6. 6

   While you do, pass the closed pitcher around. Have everybody shake the Yuckaduck a few times, shake it well! The shaking is fun, and it releases the juices from the fruit and mixes it all together.

7. 7

   When there’s a good amount of juice and alcohol mixed, pour the Yuckaduck and enjoy! You can add more ingredients to keep it going.

8. 8

   Other fruit you can use: raspberries, pineapple, grapes (cut in half), pears, mango, kiwi, etc.